An Alabama synagogue has issued a extreme warning – don’t tell them what’s occurring with Alabama or Auburn soccer on Sept. 14 or you will endure.
See, Sept. 14 is Yom Kippur, a Excessive Holy Day, which prohibits these of the Jewish faith from consuming, drinking, and, in fact, watching football. Consequently, the Temple Emanu-El issued an announcement in the native paper warning those that might be watching the video games not to tweet, text, name or inform any of their Jewish associates the outcome of the video games, particularly those that contain Auburn and Alabama.
I like how the Temple additionally took credit for the SEC’s past seven championships.
The announcement in part read:
“On Yom Kippu, and the hours afterward, we is not going to discuss or even insinuate the scores of soccer games. It’s a violation of our Holy Day, and it will damage the submit Break-The-Fast experience a few of us hope to have when the day is (sic) ends. NO SCORES, or high fives or Roll Tides or Warfare Eagles. If even a peep will get out, our pages within the E book of Life will be compromised and all of us will suffer.”
Wow, that’s kinda intense, don’t ya suppose?
Staying uninformed is going to be especially tough for Alabama fans, who desperately will be desirous to know if the Tide was in a position to get revenge on Johnny Manziel and Texas A&M. Win or lose, it’s going to be difficult to show a deaf ear to the outcome.
But we applaud the Temple Emanu-El for scaring the crap out of its members. Despite the fact that soccer is a faith within the South, there’s apparently sooner or later of actual faith that trumps it.
Alabama synagogue tells congregates ‘all of us will suffer’ if the results of Alabama or Auburn games are revealed on Yom Kippur
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