Dear Gareth,
Please enable me to formally welcome you to Real Madrid. As you’ll be able to see by the look on my face, I’m very completely happy you have joined us. I’d have most well-liked to offer this greeting in individual, however with each of us busy in the course of the international break — you playing for Wales and me playing for an actual nation like Portugal — I felt it could be finest to jot down, rather than wait till we’re each in Madrid again. Especially since I do not actually know what you seem like and I wouldn’t need to decrease your shallowness by not recognizing you. That’s how thoughtful of a teammate I’m.
Much has been made in regards to the astonishing value of your switch, but don’t concern yourself with that. Opposite to common perception, I do not really care if yours was dearer than mine or not. Though, for the sake of accuracy, I do believe that inflation over the last four years implies that mine continues to be technically larger even when yours was for €one hundred million. Plus, I had the decency to complete mine early in the summertime, rather than subject the world to a protracted and tedious battle filled with unseemly tactics like not showing up at coaching. That alone is worth greater than any amount of money. Nevertheless it’s not honest to expect everybody to be a courteous gentleman, I suppose.
It is flattering that my price is the benchmark by which yours was measured. As I am certain you understand, I’ve followed up that historic switch by scoring 202 targets in 202 appearances for Real Madrid over the last 4 years, including no fewer than 50 goals in each of the last three season. I’m positive only some million people will criticize you once you fail to match that top stage of return on funding, since everybody else might be too busy praising my continued success. Please do not ever really feel the need to thank me for that compassionate distraction.
But this isn’t about me and the three Premier League titles, one Champions League title and Ballon d’Or I won before turning into the most costly footballer of all time or how you have got solely achieved none of that by the identical age. This is just to say welcome and give you a friendly, written reminder not to use any of my hair products on that €2 reduce of yours. I will be checking the degrees in every bottle every day.
In conclusion, it is really a surprise to have you ever right here and as long as you don’t get in my way, I’m sure we are going to obtain many nice issues collectively.
Confidently yours,
The Boss
P.S. If our other teammates appear chilly and unfriendly, don’t take it to heart. They’re simply upset that you’re here and Mesut Ozil isn’t.
Cristiano Ronaldo welcomes Gareth Bale to Real Madrid
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